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The worm’s eye view !!!
Bloody hell!!!! Col steel won a match ace supreme match organiser ! Steely runs the match like the Gestapo anyone arriving late normally gets shot at dawn. Anyone moaning gets duffed up by a couple of thugs namely Ben Rico and Paddy Polhill thrown in the drink and never seen again.
The venue fished crap and Col had a few lumps hooked up the bum ! for his first win jammy sod!
Still Dave Phillips got knocked out first round of the KO, England international Dave was very confident at Whitmore being his favourite venue but the fish didn’t think he was that good.
Talking of the KO will fatty Weader ever get through the first round!
Has Chris Hargadon turned gay????.
See Kev Polhill won a match, asked how he did it, Kev normally fishes pole at 2 meters , being the owner of a 16 meter jobby he never ever gets more than the head sets out but this time at Whitmore he fished the lead ,that’s not like you Kev ,said Ste Walsh did you chuck it far Kev? Yep you’ve guessed it, the reply was 2 meters !!!!!!
More controversy again at Whitmore, Pete Winder was nearly got banned off the water because he was caught using ground bait, this is banned at Whitmore ask what kind of ground bait he was using because when he threw a small ball into the water it made one hell of a splash don’t know what the fuss is all about said Pete its only small amount of semtex still even after all that he only caught 8 oz !!!!!!
Here is a story for yea! When Les Judge Gets out of Tommy’s car have you noticed that Les always has his water proof bib and brace on Mmmmm! so l asked Tommy about it and this is the story. Tom said even when l pick him up at his door at 6 o clock in the morning he’s got his bib and brace already on !!!! so Tommy decided to go round to his gaff late one night before the next outing knocked on the door and there stands Les all ready for bed, yep you got it with is bib and brace on ! Les do you go to bed like that mate! Always do buddy came the reply it saves getting up in the night for a piss after a night on the ale !!!!!!!
International porn star Dave the knobs Taylor was bragging to steely about being well prepared for the forthcoming season, listen Steely I have spent loads of cash at the tackle shop, l will not get caught with my pants down this year mate! So what did yea buy? loads said knobs. Some time later steely talking to Tommy the tackle shop, well tom you must of made a killing with knobs getting all that gear .What gear !! said Tom 2 floats and a packet of hooks nothing changes Taylor is a minge bag end of story…
I’m always watchin
The worm
See yea saddo’s
The worm ???
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